I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. In place of a dark lord you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn, treacherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!
I’m as happy as the next Progressive to be rid of the Mordor-spawn of the last eight years. However, Gollum W. Bush left the One Ring waiting in the White House–unrestrained executive power–and Obama inspires a fervor that I find a little chilling. Will he pass the test, refuse the ring, and remain Obama?