Release The Kraken! Of Advertisements!

I’m usually pretty quick to click YouTube’s “Skip Ad after 5 seconds”, but every now and then I’m intrigued enough to pause before dismissing the thing between me and the content I want. Today this three-and-a-half minute ad was spared the get-thee-gone click, and it was better than the content it mercifully delayed. Why?

It’s an ad for a spray to make your poop not stink. Novel premise: Check.

It has unicorns farting rainbows into suction cups and being more than a little aroused by the process. Good and twisted twists: Check.

It slogs through a series of euphemisms for defecating. Potty humor: Check.

And. At about the two minute mark, somebody says, “Release the Kraken!” Check, check, and check.

I’m probably not going to buy the product, but their ad is too good not to share. Without further ado, please enjoy “Slay Your Poo-Stink with the Golden Fart of a Mystic Unicorn”.

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