The Domestic Goddess Intervenes

The failed state of my renovations has tainted the time Between with anger and disappointment. It’s been hard to get domestic looking at faceless drawers, defective wiring, splatter marks. However, an intercession by the Domestic Goddess helped me turn the corner last Friday. Watching Nigella Express inspired me to order the book, go grocery shopping, and get back into my incomplete but fully functional kitchen. I even cleaned the bathroom today, really cleaned it. The horror, the horror…

This weekend I’m planning my first pilgrimage to the holy site known as The Container Store in Cherry Hill. I’ve been afraid to just go there and browse; the Chelsea store would hypnotize me for hours. All those pretty things containing other things is a major OCD trigger, but there’s a nook in the bathroom crying out for some Elfa shelving. I’m hoping a specific project will keep me focused enough to get in and out without somebody needing to call Missing Persons. If not, just bury me in a really big “Contain Yourself” bag and I’ll rest in peace.

Scene of Redemption:
My God, it’s full of Storage! And counter space! And even food!!!

Scene of Redemption

The ‘A’ Daily Show Shines

Tonight The ‘A’ Daily Show [16 January 2008] really outdid itself. First, Stewart mercilessly skewers the media frenzy around Clinton, Obama, and the race card. Then the Wisconsin Republican primary gets its due. Stewart prefaces the final segment, one of the best WTF interviews since Chris Matthews, because it’s six minutes edited down from eighteen. I hope they post the whole eighteen minutes on the website.

Frankly, I was getting tired of the produced segments that populate the middle act of a typical episode. I like how things are a bit rougher, less produced with the writers on strike. It has more of a live TV feel, like vlogs and podcasts that keep stealing my time away from television. Stewart’s ad-lib tonight about those “quiet…lonely…uncomfortable” moments is exactly what makes the episode great. It’s always been about “a bunch of people staring at you”, Mr. Stewart.

Another shining moment was last night’s interview with John Bolton. It’s the polar opposite of their first encounter back in March 2007. Both are classics, and don’t miss Stewart’s fact checking epilogue to the first interview. Bolton is more engaged, even likable in his second performance. Maybe he wrote Stewart off the first time as just another late night host, or maybe ten more months away from the Bush-Cheney-Rove bubble restored his sense of reality. Did he shore up his diplomatic facade and come prepared, or was this the real John Bolton?

Last but not least, kudos to the website team. Besides looking great, the site’s a pleasure to navigate. Content is well organized, tagged, segmented, and complete. It’s is embarrassingly friendly to linking and embedding from other sites. Somebody gets it. Now I may even catch up on all those lost [like tears in rain] Moments of Zen that TiVo cut off.

Reality Check

Perception Is Not Reality

How Perception and Reality Relate in the Optimistic Mind

Have you seen that Ford commercial that inexplicably asserts “Perception Is Reality” halfway through? I go crazy every time I see it. Is this an accidental or deliberate slap in the face by a condescending advertiser? Madison Avenue latched onto this psycho-babble slogan years ago because the kernel of truth here is that perception is more important than reality in marketing. The best product doesn’t necessarily sell the most, a lesson I learned all too well at Commodore.

What I really hate is when people who can’t do simple arithmetic blather on about how quantum physics “proves” their crackpot theories. The observer effect in no way supports the notion of “perception is reality”. There is no implication of consciousness by “observer”. The universe worked the same way before humans evolved and will continue doing so long after we’re gone. It’s easy to water down a complex scientific idea and concoct an oversimplified metaphor that sounds metaphysical. Go back and do the math before claiming that homeopathy works via spooky action at a distance.

However, there is a biological basis to that unfortunate kernel of truth I mentioned. A recent Scientific American story describes how Price Can Make Wine Taste Better, something Mindless Eating explores in great detail. Madison Avenue knows how to work it and routinely exploits our wetware to stunning effect. Unfortunately evolution is even slower than Microsoft at patching security flaws, and a do-it-yourself behavioral gene therapy might as easily assure total obedience via some sensory or chemical cue.

The good news is that we’re not entirely helpless. Become aware of how these exploits work and you’ll have a chance to interrupt the process. Combine some neuroscience, basic media literacy, and critical thinking to fight back. 101 Mind Hacks is a fun way to learn just how faulty your perception can be. It gave me a spooky art-imitates-life moment when I realized that we’re as hacked for performance as the databases and operating systems I deride regularly.

Madison Avenue and self-help scams like “The Forum” and “The Secret” are just the latest in a long tradition of using our wetware against us; nobody does it better than the world’s major religions. Evidence mounts for “religious experiences” being nothing more than hiccups and misfires of the mind: Pilots in centrifuges see tunnels of light [Where Am I?] and magnetic fields can conjure disembodied presences [Searching for God in the Brain]. The irony is how the faithful can look at these results and claim they prove God’s existence. I just can’t grasp such a total suspension of disbelief.

I wouldn’t care what other people believed, true or false, except the theofascists–Islamic and Christian–are intent on forcing their beliefs on me. Things are better here than Cameroon, Morocco, especially Iran, and even France. However, state sodomy laws were struck down less than a generation ago. Easy come, easy go. Things could go south fast with somebody like Huckleberry Homophobe in the White House. Der Fuhrer in the Vatican isn’t helping the worldwide situation much either.

Allow me a moment of optimism though: The de facto suspension of “Don’t ask, Don’t Tell” [More Evidence Military Policy Changing Towards Gays] is debunking the unit cohesion argument. Maybe a Clinton will yet topple the military’s national monument to discrimination. This election is energizing the youth vote which is strongly in favor of equal rights for gays–even if their parents are too politically timid to do the right thing. A few terms of saner minds may allow the generational shift to inoculate the country against necon fear mongering and fundamentalist hate speech.

Snow Day! (UPDATED)


First Snow Day of 2008!
The first snow 0f 2008 arrives, and I feel compelled to pull on my boots and wander around in it, camera in hand. Maybe more to come later…

UPDATE:  That was about it.  Thirty minutes later the flurries stopped; the city didn’t even have a mild case of dandruff.  Yet another reason global warming sucks.  I want some winter damn it!

The Tangled Web of “Work It Out”

Three hours just blinked by, lost in the web when I should be doing something–anything–else. I can’t imagine and sometimes hope for a world without the internet.

It started with an artist spotlight edition of Rocketboom and the music video for “Work It Out” [On Rocketboom, Two Versions on Ghost Robot, YouTube with Informative “About the Video”]. I’m not a huge fan of dance, but the way Bill Shannon moves on his crutches is magical. He reminded me of Oscar Pistorius, the runner banned from competition because his designed prosthetics surpass our evolved appendages [IIAF Rules Pistorious Ineligible, Double-amputee “blade runner” barred from Olympics].

Their stories excite my inner geek because it shows the great potential humans have of incorporating technology into themselves and transcending what wetware alone can accomplish. I’m so ready for my direct neural interface and cyborg body! One common element to both stories is they were both children. Perhaps that augmented grace requires a clean slate so the kinesthetic mapping isn’t cluttered memories of how the body used to work. There’s hope though with recent stories about the surprising plasticity of the adult mind when dealing with brain damage, stroke, and cybernetic senses.

Back to “Work It Out” and the artist, RJD2. After googling around for information on Shannon, it was time to hunt down the music. I started out on iTunes and ended up on, my new music shopping pattern. There’s no debating the iTunes interface is slicker and provides better value-add with its exhaustive “related” info. Amazon wins out when it has the same music at a higher bit rate and without DRM.

Morgan Webb on WebbAlert today [14 January 2008] mentioned that Sony, the last DRM holdout, is throwing in the towel. The recordingindustrasaurus has been clever in punishing Apple for its dominance and anti-DRM stance by making Amazon DRM-free. Just goes to show a pea-sized brain in a behemoth’s body can still get a good idea once in a while and have the weight to throw around with destructive abandon. I’m sure Steve will have something up his sleeve tomorrow at MacWorld. EMI pulling out of RIAA might just be the asteroid with recordingindustrasaurus’s name on it though. Maybe they’re actually going to evolve? Hmmm, we’ll see.

Please oh please let there be a subnotebook or an ubertablet at MacWorld please please please please!

There is one good thing about Amazon’s music store; it lets you preview the entire album with a single click. So I went through five of RJD2’s albums and bought the following: Two songs from Since Last We Spoke, Magnificent City Instrumentals in its entirety, and five songs from The Third Hand. That ate up a few bucks and about 90 minutes. discovered the “Mad Men” title theme on .

That started the NYC tangent of course. I’ve been missing Manhattan lately, and “Work It Out” is set in NYC. Then I find the title theme to Mad Men on “Magnificent City Instrumentals”.  “Mad Men” is an amazing period piece about 1960s Madison Avenue, well worth catching in reruns or renting. That and 30 Rock (one of the few network programs I’ve TiVo Season Pass-ed) are my post-Sex-in-the -City lifeline to the cosmopolitan archetype. I’m struggling once again with the idea of moving back, so a trip to NYT to browse the apartments and real estate classified ate up another thirty minutes. Don’t they know the bubble’s burst up there? The logistics and finances of the move leave my dreams Shattered. Shadoobie. Shattered, shattered…

So that plus blogging is how the first three hours of my Monday are going. The cold lingers and the sinus infection rages, so I’d say I’ve been pretty productively unproductive. Now perhaps a shower and some breakfast to pretend normality.

Oh no. The “Recently Added” playlist included “Still Alive”. Maybe a few levels of Portal before I get the day officially started…

Eat Your Damn Oatmeal

The Diabeetus

Or else!

The folks over at Scientific American caught me off guard with their post about the goodness of oatmeal. They’ve slung puns with geeky abandon before, but the Brimley Meme here is dead-on perfect. I hope they don’t mind me reproducing the image; it’s fair trade considering the creeps I’m going to have in my dreams tonight and my cereal bowl tomorrow morning! “A” Daily Show also goes for a mustache ride at McCain’s campaign in New Hampshire [Celeb Endorsements].

Politics and the Facebook Effect

An empty TiVo and moderate fever kept me on the couch through most of ABC’s “One Night, Two Parties” debate, sponsored by Facebook. It wasn’t as gimmicky as the YouTube debates, but both attempts to span old and new media fail to add anything significant to our democratic process.

Does Facebook think plastering its name on the small screen is going to bolster membership? Is ABC trying to gain relevance with a younger, more tech-savvy crowd by paying lip service to the current fad? I don’t see tonight as a win for either of them. The Facebook segments felt stapled onto the back of a traditional media format.

My feelings about Facebook have been steadily going downhill. The novelty of things like viral software deployment has worn off, leaving the annoying cuteness and intrusive advertising schemes. I’m close to closing my account for lack of interest and fear of getting dinged by their next Beacon-like fiasco. The only reason my page sees any updates at all is I configured Twitter to cross-post to Facebook.

I’m looking at the politics page where Facebook users “weigh in”, trying to see the value of it. A bunch of people answering some simple polls and blurting out a sentence or two amid the din of the crowd doesn’t improve my understanding of the candidates or issues. Is there something here I’m just not getting?

Not that the debate format itself was much help. Maybe I take the word “debate” too literally, but I expect to see people argue issues and present evidence. The only fact I heard was an interesting comment by Ron Paul on how currency inflation is really behind the price of oil. (No luck finding the NYT article yet.) Tonight further supports the notion of there being little to distinguish the candidates within their parties. The most interesting thing about the debate had more to do with who wasn’t there:

  • Dennis Kucinich comes in ahead of Bill Richardson in both the Facebook and ABC polls but was excluded from the debate instead of Richardson.
  • Although Ron Paul was present, Gibson mostly ignored him. ABC didn’t assign a correspondent to Paul for the spin room/post debate coverage like they did for the other four.

The one thing the internet really has brought to this process, especially for Ron Paul, is giving voice to candidates who can’t mount the traditional dollar-intensive media blitz that’s status quo. It’s ironic that Facebook participated in a forum that proceeded to muffle those very voices that have carried so clearly over the internet. Shame on you.

UPDATE: My mistake about the article Paul mentioned, it was in the WSJ and probably not linkable. I did however find the transcript on the NYT site. Here was the comment:

REP. PAUL: I’ll be glad to answer that question because it’s something I talk about all the time and it’s a very important question. The Wall Street Journal yesterday had a very good chart that explains this. If you look at the price of oil in the last 10 years, if you look at it in terms of dollars, it went up 350 percent. If you look at it in Euros, it went up about 200 percent. If you look at it in the price of gold, it stayed flat. It’s the inflation, it’s the printing of money, it’s the destruction of the value of the dollar.

UPDATE 2: YouTube has that snippet of the debate as well: