Researchers are one step closer to granting my deepest desire of a direct neural interface [Paralysed man’s mind is ‘read’]. Yes, I will drop a wire into my brain the moment it’s safe and effective so I can think at my computers and meld with the Internet. It’s also one step closer to my cyborg body replacement which, at 42, can’t come soon enough. The big question will soon be this: Rocket launchers or jet pack? Decisions, decisions…