I should start out by saying there’s nothing new about fights and shootings at Philadelphia movie theaters. I do have a few thoughts though:
- This is why I always go to the suburbs to see films that aren’t playing at any of the Ritzes.
- The kind of during-movie urban safari pandemonium that likely triggered the shooting is why I particularly avoid the Riverview.
- I can’t say I’ve never thought about something like this during a movie, but a katana or a trained pack of killer ice weasels would be my method.
- One look at this guy and you can totally believe he’d go back to his seat and resume watching the movie after shooting somebody.